Collin and Jen's Wedding Was A Success!

Zack had a pretty good time with Old Sailor BigFoot.

I had a nice conversation with the Gnome.

Elex made a wonderful Minister.

There were lots of different lizards. And Kylee and I caught tadpoles too!

Kylee was tortured while we got lost in Redway trying to find a yard sale.

I love lizards!

Squeek!

Jen looked beautiful.
Her Dad was funny and crazy.
Her Mom and Brother never smiled. Never.
Her Grandparents were adorable.

Jen's Dress was awesome. The bridesmaids looked like cupcakes.

Collin looked happy.

The Wedding Party.

Scotia was a neat town. A company town. A relic.
Collin and Jen had a room with a real hot tub (not one of those dumb spa tubs) in it.
I drank a lot and made off with yards and yards of bright red tulle.
I had the spins on the way back to the hotel and lay with my head in Kylee's lap.
I allegedly peed in Jen's Grandparents driveway.

I didn't drink anymore once we got back to the hotel.
Zack almost died by cork when Kylee's champagne bottle exploded.
Elex and Zack climbed back and forth between our rooms via the second story balcony in between watching a lot of Ultimate Fighting on TV.
Kylee drank the whole bottle of champagne.

On the way back home we stopped at a wonderful place for breakfast in Willits.
We stopped a hippy Indian imports store.
A hippy health food store.
A neato store that had lots of expensive steampunk clothing that I wanted very badly.
At a river where we swam and Elex found me a floaty under a bush that was more of a sinky than a floaty.
There was a rope swing.
We stopped at a casino where I had a yummy Bloody Mary and we collectively lost about $20.
We stopped at Brewery in Sacramento. Onion strings are good. Like onion rings without all the soggy onion and all the good salty crunchy.

The trip was fun!

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